Archive for September 2012

It's currently at #11 on the Billboard chart, the dance is infectious, the song is painfully catchy, you've probably heard it, I'm probably WAAAY behind, but here it is...GANGNAM STYLE

So, now that you have it stuck in your head, how would you like to know what it's all about...that's right folks provided here for the first time I've seen (though, to be honest, I haven't looked anywhere else) is the translation to accompany the video.

They've done it again, the folks at Bad Lip Reading. I LOVED the Twilight one so much that when I saw they had released a Hunger Games Bad Lip Reading I was thrilled and excited to share it with the world (because I'm that popular, I reach those kinds of audiences).

So here it is...to be honest it doesn't start too strong (I'm not a huge fan of bathroom comedy, just don't find it that funny) but it gets better.

I am self-righteous, kinda, well not really but I'm definitely a hypocrite. I talk an excellent game about the importance of face-to-face social interaction and dependence on technology but honestly I'm just as much a sucker as the next guy.

Do I need the iPhone 5? Is is different in any significant way from my iPhone 4s? No, not at all. But, do I want one? Yes, I want to accommodate an extra row of apps and shoot marginally better photos dammit!

I however, understand my financial limitations and count myself lucky that I escaped a £600 cancellation fee when I left the UK so I will not splurge and buy myself an iPhone 5...not until my contract expires at least. But by then the iPhone 7 should be out; then days after I get my shiny iPhone 7 the 7S will be released and I'll have tech-envy for another 2 weeks.

Uh oh, I feel a tangent coming on...

Now, if I could find this amazing iPhone, I would totally buy it because honestly who doesn't want to be a modern day Zack Morris? As a side note, did anyone else want Zack to cross over and join California Dreams so he could rock out in California with the band?

It's official, to my great embarrassment I have been wrong on my blog. In yesterdays post I stated that the moose was on the Canadian quarter and I was oh so wrong. If it makes things any better, I actually DID know that the animal on the Canadian quarter was a caribou but apparently that information has lapsed and was replaced with more useless information such as the fact that as part of his divorte settlement, David Hasselhoff kept possession of the nickname "Hoff" and the catchphrase "don't Hassle the Hoff".

Caribou...not a moose.

David Hasselhoff, also not a moose; more like a stone cold FOX  (gross)

So apologies for my error - it only serves to strengthen my argument about moose not existing. Also, thank you to Carrie for catching my error as it is incredibly inappropriate for a blog titled "The Land of Knotwrong" to include such a glaring error.

Is it a unicorn? Is it a moose? It doesn't matter they both do not exist.

Here are the facts:

FACT: I grew up on Vancouver Island where there are no moose, they aren't allowed on the ferry, even as walk on passengers.

FACT: Moose are native to Canada, they're on the quarter so they most be important, and real.

FACT: Moose are aggressive and HUGE, a very dangerous combination especially when you get in their way on the highway

                       (as a side note, if one has you stopped on the road, do NOT honk - see "aggressive" above.                  
                        My aunt honked at a moose once, it took the grill off the front of her car)

FACT: The Saskatchewan city of Moose Jaw (where my Mom was raised) has a brown elephant-like representation of a moose. It gets awkward when you compare it's legs and shape to that of a "real" moose.

FACT: The further north you go in Canada the more prevalent Moose become. Encounters in populated areas become more likely in hunting season (the fall)
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Now that you have the facts, I shall tell you my story...

I have never seen a moose. Since birth I have taken nearly 7 road trips between BC and Ontario (through many moose-rich areas), no moose encounters ever (always a good thing when driving).  While completing my education degree I spent a total of 15 weeks in Northern BC (Prince George) 13 of those weeks during Moose season. In Prince George I heard the following repeatedly, "go up to the University, there are always TONS of moose up there" - I did as I was told, still no moose. In the summer of 2011 I travelled to Nova Scotia and went to the Shubenacadie Wildlife Park which usually has a Moose on display for all people to see. I read this information on the park map upon entrance and said to myself "FINALLY, I shall see the famed moose" - the moose is the last animal on the map and I spent the afternoon in eager anticipation of seeing said moose. We round the corner, my heart racing and eyes filling with tears when I see the sign "unfortunately Mildred* the moose has recently passed..."

Here we sit, 1 year past that fateful day in Shubie and I have still not seen a moose. What other conclusion could I come to than the conclusion that the moose, much like the unicorn, does not exist.



(*names changed because I don't remember the dead moose's name)

I know you're all dying to know what my favourite Disney movie is and this is where you find out...ready?

Alice in Wonderland. The cartoon, not the Tim Burton one. I love the humour, I love how dark it is, I love the music and I love the Queen of Hearts.

You perhaps had noticed (if you're a fan as fanatical as me) that the title of this post is a quote from the film...the Dodo says it (watch later for a weak connection from the title to the end of the post).

In grade 2 I was in the school production of "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" in which I skilfully portrayed the doormouse, spent my part of the play popping out of a tea pot and saying, "Twinkle, twinkle little bat, how I wonder where you're at... etc."

OK, let's take a serious second (or even TWO) to appreciate everything this brilliantly dark Disney film has to offer: tweedle-dum and tweedle-dee, the white rabbit, Alice herself, the Mad Hatter and March Hare, the Cheshire Cat, the Caterpillar (totally stoned), the vicious flowers, the momewraths, the walrus and the carpenter and The Queen of Hearts - its just full of amazing parts which are just as good viewed separately as they are all strung together.

For those of you who do not remember, the momewraths are these things... (I'd choose a longer clip but I know for a fact that this part of the film scares at least one member of my audience, and lets face it, I need to hold on to all of you)

(By the way, while finding video of the momewraths I found this...and if anyone has crochet skill or wants to spend money on ETSY, feel free to provide me with one of these....

http://www.etsy.com/listing/34326722/mome-rath-alice-in-wonderland

As ANOTHER bonus here is a link for links to download every Disney movie ever (I totally don't condone piracy. Aye matey. - get it, nautical expressions...thanks for hanging on for that)
http://twodigits.tumblr.com/post/5639358748/z-deschanel-iangarner-walt-disney-movie

Another music recommendation; you may have heard Poison & Wine by this band, The Civil Wars, but if you haven't listened further than that, now is the time.

The Civil Wars opened for Adele on her last tour and have quickly been gaining recognition since. They're folk, they're rock, they awesome. 

Aside from some of their own spectacular music, they've also covered "Dance Me to the End of Love" by Leonard Cohen, a personal favourite of mine.

I've posted The Civil Wars NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert video (if you haven't seen of the Tiny Desk Concerts I suggest checking them all out - especially Glen Hansard's and Adele's)

The second video is their cover of "Dance Me to the End of Love"

Here is a quandary for you, well not so much a quandary but more of a question...

Why, if the full word is "REFRIGERATOR" do we shorten it to "FRIDGE" and not "FRIGE"?

Where does the D come from?

That's not really what this whole post is about, well, it is about fridges but not about the spelling of the word.

I saw this online the other day and it blew my mind!

I know you've all watched hours of PBS - you may think you haven't but here is a list:

                                       

Today I miss my university room-mates, the 769. So today, I'm going to show you 2 videos one made me think of the other.

Eyebrows, we've all got 'em (some of us have brow ridges too). Recently I saw a thing that was celebrities without their eyebrows and they all looked ridiculous, then I saw a photo of Anthony Davis, the NBA player with his eyebrows and I was inspired.

I shall start at one end of the brow spectrum and work my way to the other.

I begin with Voldemort (this is officially the first of MANY Harry Potter references to come). He has no eyebrows; more seriously he has no nose, but this is about brows, not noses.

A nice, smiling photo of Voldy, that's rare. See, no eyebrows.  She looks just like Volemort; just add some earrings, eyeliner, and hair and they're twins....I'll show you.


So we've established the importance of eyebrows: If a lack of eyebrows can turn Angelina Jolie into Voldemort, we all need eyebrows.

Now lets discuss location. Where the eyebrows naturally exist is a good start. I'll just let these photos make my point for me...

If you've yet to discover Pinterest I envy your level of either productivity or disconnect with the online world. I, like many, am addicted to Pinterest. Sometimes I even attempt the things I've seen on Pinterest.

For example, a couple days ago I made this single serving mug cake...

Lets pretend I DIDN'T complete photography school and that this photo is the expected quality of a person who does not hold a diploma in professional photography

Discuss.

Although I do have a weak sense of direction and I slept through Canadian Geography 106 in University I do know that The Bahamas are not in Canada and vice-a-verse.

Today's post is another music recommendation. This time via my friend Tracy and her excursion to the Edmonton Folk Fest.

Tracy is very proud that I've grown to love Bahamas because it is rare that it is her recommending music to me and not the other way around. So, I pass this knowledge onto you with a stern reminder that this was Tracy's find and boy what a good one it was.

As this discovery belongs to Tracy I will give you the sample she would recommend, a song called "Lost in the Light". (I have it on good authority that she has been "OBSESSED with "Lost in the Light" since I heard them")

Check out Bahamas on their VERY cool website: bahamasmusic.net

*As a quick side note, this friend I've mentioned, Tracy, is a nurse and a fantastic person. She currently works at Cross Cancer Institute in Edmonton, so kudos to her for her noble work! (I clearly don't tell her I'm proud of her often enough)

Time for a good ol'fashioned music recomendation! But first, there shall be a brief interlude filled with intrigue and suspense.

Of all the comic strips in the Sunday funnies none are less funny than the Family Circus. Take this one for example...

Do all the Keane children spend time trying to eat their own clothing? If you learn anything here is should be the value of a good education.

I was going to actually write about this but I found another blog while I was researching that sums it up...Comics I Don't Understand

These children aren't funny, the upset me and make me worry about the future nearly as much as Snooki's child. Stay in school kids.

Imagine, if you will, you've had a crap day. Work sucked, there's nothing good to eat in the fridge, it's a bad night for TV, the weather sucked and other not so great things. You just feel "meh." So, you browse the internet, maybe go on Pinterest and stumble across something like this...

I know I may sound pretentious or bitchy or stupid when I say I'm never wrong but I figured the more inflammatory the title and description of my blog are, the more likely I am to draw in angry internet types who will read voraciously and cause a stir in the comments which will end in ridiculous statements about Hitler and the Nazi's. The point here is that I'm going to write stuff and hopefully you'll read it, love it and force all your loved ones to read it as well.

I'm currently on my 8th month as an unemployed high school teacher and the cabin fever and desperation have driven me to a point where I think others will care what I have to say about important issues. These important issues will include news items, celebrity gossip, new bands I've discovered, movie reviews, random rants about random stuff and basically anything that makes me laugh, cry, or say "hmmmm"

To begin, I will include a YouTube video that's quickly gaining popularity. I've watched this upwards of 10 times and it still manages to make me chuckle.  "Keeeeviiiin"